Stuck in the Bullpen with You

(To the Stealers Wheel song “Stuck in the Middle with You”)

Well, I used to be a starter you know
But then I just forgot how to throw
I know my breaking balls aren’t great
And my heater barely hits eighty-eight.
Closers to the left of me
Lefties to the right, here I am
Stuck in the bullpen with you.

You know my life’s been nothing but grief
Since I took the job in middle relief
And I hardly get to work anymore
Since my ERA’s at nine forty-four
Closers to the left of me
Lefties to the right, here I am
Stuck in the bullpen with you.

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